Only in New York

Only in New York can you have this kind of an evening, all within the span of 4 hours:

-Watch a sand artist make an amazing creation in the park
-Read the Times in a grassy park overhearing a shitty rock concert (not shitty, really, but NOT my type)
-Photograph amazing terra cotta in a century-old subway system at multiple stations
-Eat freshly made sesame pancakes stuffed with cucumber, carrots, and cilantro
-Catch an acoustic guitar performance on the platform
-Go to a gallery opening, looking at amazing canvas-printed maps, sipping free, delicious beer (Sixpoint Sweet Action)
-Marvel at that guitarist's dedication and skill again
-Pick up a mango kulfi (Indian milk-cardamom popsicle) on the way home.

Money spent: $4.25
Time: 4 hours
Experiences: only in NYC!